Alright, how was this year in your family? Did it seem entirely positive as people post on Facebook? Packed with academic success for your offspring and elaborate dress-up birthday parties for the adults? Or was it a sea of letdowns with only rare fun flotsam? And was any of it genuine, or is everyone now AI-generated virtual entities with perfect smiles?
I've corralled the family together, willing or unwilling, to reflect on the most important thing in twelve months: which releases we were obsessed with the most. So here goes:
Horizon Zero Dawn
"Can’t you pick just one?"
"This isn't my definitive list."
Meanwhile, on mobile, her go-to has been Cityscapes and "searching for adequate healthcare."
"In the game?"
"In the actual world."
Overwatch
"I have no interest in games on my phone." He seemed insulted that the question was posed. I respect that.
Resident Evil Biohazard
She is trying to get into drama school, but when she wasn’t singing, she was tackling Resident Evil. She also elaborated in great detail about her achievements on The Sims, where her character has a successful utopia with infinitely better healthcare than her eldest sister has in the real world.
Crash Bandicoot: It’s About Time
She began the year at 60% completion and finished the year at eighty-two percent. It’s a marathon not a sprint for her. On her phone: something called Woodle, where you have to unscrew pins.
Minecraft
Whenever I see my 21-year-old son playing Minecraft, I set about him like a cross between a relentless heckler. When he objects, I reply that I am behaving this way to build character so he can grow up and play games for adults. This defines our Scottish father/son relationship.
Eldest Daughter on Just Dance 2024
It wasn't even close for this one. She is unstoppable. Superior than I was at my peak gaming days in my prime.
Marvel Snap
Nothing came close to the hours I spent on this remarkably well-crafted deck building competitive game, with its regularly updated range of cards and game variations.
Marvel Snap
The worst thing about games that endlessly add to their range is you eventually realize and realise it is all just an attempt to trap you with fomo-fuelled microtransactions. So affection became resentment halfway through the year and it was deleted.
Doom: The Dark Ages
Excellent reinvention of a iconic franchise. Engrossing atmosphere from the beginning. I wish I could deal with my issues so effectively in real life.
Blue Prince
I refuse to rush this gorgeous, distinctive game and I just lacked the mental bandwidth to give it what it deserved earlier this year. With relatives staying over the festive period, I aim to experience this in the wee small hours after family time.
Balatro
I'm aware Balatro was 2024’s surprise hit, but I was slow on the uptake. And it is exceptional. It just gets each element right. Crazy Poker is a wonderful concept, but the abilities behind the different joker cards are so creative it has become a game I literally would play at any hour. Throw in the cleverness of the card design, and this is an definite peak of gaming. I dream of being stuck in a broken-down lift for hours just so I have the perfect excuse but play it.
Outer Worlds 2
I endured a bit of backlash when I mentioned how a glitch in another game damaged the experience for me, but that other title is still a gargantuan gaming achievement in terms of overall polish – which I recognized even more after playing Outer Worlds 2. So my appreciation goes out to the commenter who took the time to send a message to say that my Outer Worlds 2 review was "missing the point". I share that verbatim, because I appreciate the effort, and she is obviously an sharp judge of character.
Hollow Knight: Silksong
Alright. Give me a bastard-hard non-linear thing and don’t tell me guidance on what I am supposed to be doing, except "explore". How delightful. I get that it looks ace and is perfection if you are into the genre, but I cannot think of a gaming experience I desire less in my adulthood. I was around back when most games were like this, and my patience is gone. It was acceptable when I was a kid, but so was many less comfortable things.
Toss-up between business deals that raised eyebrows, and high launch costs. Both morally indefensible and repugnant.
Clair Obscur, Despelote and Bananza would all sound good names shouted from the garden at dinner time.
Right Thumb Joint. No joke. I don’t know if it’s because of video games or phone use, but it aches like anything in the mornings now. I knew I should have got my thumbs looked after back in the past.
Grand Theft Auto VI.
And it will come out in 2026, even if we have to make 2026 last until the end of days.
The Witcher 4.
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